H.A.N.K. X

HANK leaves the single digits hash

Hares Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog

Kitsap Memorial Park

Poulsbo WA

12p – 3p

Hash Cash $6 virgins FREE

Hares – Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog

Hash Cash – $6

Join us as H.A.N.K. leaves the single digits. Yay! Bring your virgins and fellow wankers. Bring your naughty uncle. Bring your hot mom….no, really. Call them all. 😜

Come pre-funk for the Super Bowl with your favorite halfminds! Shiggy, lewd behavior, alcohol, nudity, warm food….no better way to start a Super Bowl Sunday!

A-A trail. WA State park pass required or cash/check for parking. Not dog friendly at last check. Bring the fur babies at your own risk. We will be starting ON TIME for this hash. Game starts at 3:30 PST. We all need to get where we’re going to see the Super Bowl (PS. Any ideas about on-afters for the game?).

Bring:
Appetite for BEEEEEEEEER!
ID
Cash….no plastic
VESSELS
WA State park pass
Your creepy uncle
Your hot mama
VIRGINS!!!!!!! All the virgins!
New shoes
Dry bag
Whores
A lust for hashing!

On-on!

Author: H.A.N.K. HASH

H.A.N.K. HASH was co-founded by Stinkin Pussy and Anal Rose in July of 2017.

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