H.A.N.K. 019 Sunday Oct 14

Where: North Kitsap Heritage Park (Norman road entrance by the cemetery)

When: 12:00p
Hares away at 12:30ish

Who: Double Fisted Daddy Fucker, A Few Dicked Men

What: Hey half minds, it’s Halloween and the perfect time to head into the woods to look for dead bodies. Have you ever wanted to sacrifice a Virgin to the Dark Lord of the Woods?! Well here is your chance! Come out for a shit trail that is dog and eagle friendly (there will be a longer split for you jerks who try way too hard). With light shiggy, scary spirits, and your mom (she scares me).

What to bring?

6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Body glide for chaffing
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

Author: H.A.N.K. H3

H.A.N.K. HASH was co-founded by Stinkin Pussy and Anal Rose in July of 2017.

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