Where: North Kitsap Heritage Park (Norman road entrance by the cemetery)
Hares away at 12:30ish
Who: Double Fisted Daddy Fucker, A Few Dicked Men
What: Hey half minds, it’s Halloween and the perfect time to head into the woods to look for dead bodies. Have you ever wanted to sacrifice a Virgin to the Dark Lord of the Woods?! Well here is your chance! Come out for a shit trail that is dog and eagle friendly (there will be a longer split for you jerks who try way too hard). With light shiggy, scary spirits, and your mom (she scares me).
What to bring?
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Body glide for chaffing
Your hot brother