H.A.N.K. XXVII (27) APRIL 14 2019

Where Poulsbo Fish Park

Time 12pm

Hares away 1230

Who: Attack That Dick Like It Owes Me Money (Cockitor)

What: A wine and cheese tour

What to bring:
Fancy wine glass
The Franzi Man
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Your hot brother
New shoes
Hobo repellent

ID needed on trail
Please leave pups at home

Author: H.A.N.K. H3

H.A.N.K. HASH was co-founded by Stinkin Pussy and Anal Rose in July of 2017.

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