H.A.N.K. XXXVII Surrender Your Booty

2020-02-02T12:00:00

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HANK 37

When: 12:00p
Hares away at 12:30

Where: Poulsbo Fish Park

47.7449953, -122.6510279



Who: Cache 4 Gold, Tale of 2 Titties, and Just Jennifer

What: Surrender Your Booty Trail

What to bring:
Backsliders
Henry and Harvey
Land ho’s
Boat ho’s
Bung holes
5$+1$($6) hash cash
Virgins (who r*n free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New Shoes
***Shiggy gear*** (level 1/5. – rated arrrgh!)
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare Snares
But-Plug

H.A.N.K. XXXVI.LXIV Gandolf Hares again

When: 12:00p Sunday January 19th
Hares away at 12:30ish 
Where: 47.705421, -122.686780
  • Do I need to day more?
  • VIrgins
  • REALLY low expectations
  • Happy birthday wishes
  • Weed
  • fungus
  • hash cash
  • $1 and a $5
  • Balloons (Biodegradable)
  • Condoms (Biodegradable)
  • Virgins
  • A Chair
  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Compass
  • Your hot brother
  • New shoes
  • Vessel
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Dry bag
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Bear Spray
  • Cougarican repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plug (Lube will be supplied)

H.A.N.K. XXXII 3rd Anal Mexican Independence Day Hash

When: 12:00p Sunday September 15th
Hares away at 12:30ish 
Where: 6769 NE Fir St. Suquamish WA 98392
Aka Casa De Lube Stained
Who: It’s Still Stained & Father Lube Gandalf My Weed
What: Its the 3rd Anal Mexican Independence Day
 
* carpooling is encouraged
* not dog friendly
What to bring:
  • A Chair
  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • 5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Compass
  • Your hot brother
  • New shoes
  • Vessel
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Dry bag
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Bear Spray
  • Cougar repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plug (Lube will be supplied

H.A.N.K. XXIX (29) June 9 2019 Sexy Urban Explorer Hash

Celebrate 6.9 with style!

June 9th 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location:

47.756081,-122.531082

Hares – It’s Still Stained & Father Lube

Find a happy medium between this couple

And this couple

What to bring:

  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • 5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Sand wedge
  • Your hot siblings
  • New shoes
  • Water based lube
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Coyote Food
  • Cougar repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plugs/toys will be supplied on trail

H.A.N.K. XXVIII (28) May 26 2019 Shitardaded BDAY HASH

Shiggy for Shitardaded Bday

May 26 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location TBA

Hares – Fucking Shittarded & Curious Butthole

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
**Shiggy gear**
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Mushroom identification guide
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

H.A.N.K. XXVII (27) APRIL 14 2019

Where Poulsbo Fish Park

Time 12pm

Hares away 1230

Who: Attack That Dick Like It Owes Me Money (Cockitor)

What: A wine and cheese tour

What to bring:
Fancy wine glass
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Hobo repellent
Vessel

ID needed on trail
Please leave pups at home