You know what we haven’t done in a while? Had some good old drinking practice!
And this one is extra special. We’ll be meeting at All Star Lanes for their Rock ‘n Bowl Karaoke +Anal ‘n Drug ‘Em’s Pre-Unofficial-Going-Away Party!
Please RSVP so we have an idea of how many lanes to reserve.
April 21 8pm
All Star Lanes Silverdale
Your Hares Stinkin Pussy and It’s Still StainedHSWTF
Hash Cash free if paid for All weekend $7 if not
Bring a change of clothes or shoes
Ids and cash for trail
Low self esteem
Thank you Seattle RDR committee. You did a great job. HANK had a great time. Panty Ho & Bloody Stool get me your address and I’ll send you a patch.
What’s you hash name
How many RDR you been to & any other then Seattle
Been to many RDR San Diego, Seattle, Temecula & Las Vegas
HANK leaves the single digits hash
Hares Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog
Kitsap Memorial Park
12p – 3p
Hash Cash $6 virgins FREE
Hares – Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog
Hash Cash – $6
Join us as H.A.N.K. leaves the single digits. Yay! Bring your virgins and fellow wankers. Bring your naughty uncle. Bring your hot mom….no, really. Call them all. 😜
Come pre-funk for the Super Bowl with your favorite halfminds! Shiggy, lewd behavior, alcohol, nudity, warm food….no better way to start a Super Bowl Sunday!
A-A trail. WA State park pass required or cash/check for parking. Not dog friendly at last check. Bring the fur babies at your own risk. We will be starting ON TIME for this hash. Game starts at 3:30 PST. We all need to get where we’re going to see the Super Bowl (PS. Any ideas about on-afters for the game?).
Appetite for BEEEEEEEEER!
WA State park pass
Your creepy uncle
Your hot mama
VIRGINS!!!!!!! All the virgins!
A lust for hashing!
Words by Clearly your Gay
(To the tune of: yankee doodle) ‘H.A.N.K. Hash Harriers ran the town, looking for some beer; writing songs is too much work, so this one stops right here!’
Submitted by Hailey Cocket
HANK H3 to the tune of Doe Ray Me…
H – Hey, I think I’ll run for Beer
A – Alright, I’ll have another Beer
N – No wine, I drink Beer!
K – OK, I’ll have a Beer!
H – Hashing is for Beer!
H – Hell yeah, I’ll have a Beer!
H – Honors, let’s have a Beer!
Brings us back to Down, Down, Down a Beer