Category: Uncategorized

Date – May 8th 2022

Time – 12pm Hares away 1230ish

Hares – Team Curious Dildo

Location- 47.801582, -122.660097

Cross streets of Pioneer Way NE & NW Lofall Road Poulsbo WA

When: 12:00p

Hares Away 12:30ish

Who: Team Curious Dildo Fucking

What: Shiggy for Shittarded’s Birthday!

Trail is A-B!
Tough IS NOT dog friendly
Easy is Walker and Dog Friendly

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
Dampy!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

June 5 2021

Location Rabb Park Poulsbo

Time 12pm hares away 1230

Hares Stinkin Pussy & Fucking Shittarted

WHAT TO EXPECT BESIDES THE NORMAL Half Assed Shit Show

A Well scouted 3 wine and cheese check trail.

What to bring. VIRGINS, Fancy wine glasses, unfancy vessels, Henry, Franzie Man, $ for closeout special on H.A.N.K. Merch, a good attitude VIRGINS Split Dog

Shiggy for Shitardaded Bday

May 26 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location TBA

Hares – Fucking Shittarded & Curious Butthole

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
**Shiggy gear**
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Mushroom identification guide
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

Where Poulsbo Fish Park

Time 12pm

Hares away 1230

Who: Attack That Dick Like It Owes Me Money (Cockitor)

What: A wine and cheese tour

What to bring:
Fancy wine glass
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Hobo repellent
Vessel

ID needed on trail
Please leave pups at home

When: 12:00p
Hares away at 12:30ish

Who: Gandalf my Weed

What: Detrails TBD

Join us for the 1st H.A.N.K. of the New Year

What to bring:
Virgins (who run for free)
Henry
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

Hares / Host Just Danica & Just Alex

When: Saturday, December 22nd starting at 7p

Where: Virginia Ave NE, Kingston WA 98346

Detrails: Cum one, cum all to the first anal H.A.N.K.mas! Wear your best ugly Christmas sweater, and bring a white elephant gift($20 price cap). There will also be a ballot box to vote for Best Trail of the Year and other categories. Canned food donation gets you in the door. Keg and snacks will be provided, but BYOLiquor and mixers.

A half-assed boozy romp through the woods

Hares

Father Lube & Just Sandy

Date Dec 9th

Time 12pm Hares away 1230

Where

North kitsap Heritage Park24616 Miller Bay RoadKingston Wa

What to bring:
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
Cake(it’s Father’s barfday)
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Spankings for Father Lube
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

Start at Fish Park Poulsbo

12pm

Hares away at 12:30ish

Who: Stinkin’ Pussy

What: A true half assed trail cum in costume

What to bring
FRANZY AND HENRY!
Id & cash for trail
Cake
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Spankings for Stinkin’
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

Rain gear

Where: North Kitsap Heritage Park (Norman road entrance by the cemetery)

When: 12:00p
Hares away at 12:30ish

Who: Double Fisted Daddy Fucker, A Few Dicked Men

What: Hey half minds, it’s Halloween and the perfect time to head into the woods to look for dead bodies. Have you ever wanted to sacrifice a Virgin to the Dark Lord of the Woods?! Well here is your chance! Come out for a shit trail that is dog and eagle friendly (there will be a longer split for you jerks who try way too hard). With light shiggy, scary spirits, and your mom (she scares me).

What to bring?

6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Body glide for chaffing
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent