H.A.N.K. X

HANK leaves the single digits hash

Hares Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog

Kitsap Memorial Park

Poulsbo WA

12p – 3p

Hash Cash $6 virgins FREE

Hares – Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, & Splitt Doggy Dog

Hash Cash – $6

Join us as H.A.N.K. leaves the single digits. Yay! Bring your virgins and fellow wankers. Bring your naughty uncle. Bring your hot mom….no, really. Call them all. 😜

Come pre-funk for the Super Bowl with your favorite halfminds! Shiggy, lewd behavior, alcohol, nudity, warm food….no better way to start a Super Bowl Sunday!

A-A trail. WA State park pass required or cash/check for parking. Not dog friendly at last check. Bring the fur babies at your own risk. We will be starting ON TIME for this hash. Game starts at 3:30 PST. We all need to get where we’re going to see the Super Bowl (PS. Any ideas about on-afters for the game?).

Appetite for BEEEEEEEEER!
Cash….no plastic
WA State park pass
Your creepy uncle
Your hot mama
VIRGINS!!!!!!! All the virgins!
New shoes
Dry bag
A lust for hashing!


New Songs

Words by Clearly your Gay

 (To the tune of: yankee doodle) ‘H.A.N.K. Hash Harriers ran the town, looking for some beer; writing songs is too much work, so this one stops right here!’

Submitted by Hailey Cocket

HANK H3 to the tune of Doe Ray Me…

H – Hey, I think I’ll run for Beer

A – Alright, I’ll have another Beer

N – No wine, I drink Beer! 

K – OK, I’ll have a Beer!

H – Hashing is for Beer!

H – Hell yeah, I’ll have a Beer!

H – Honors, let’s have a Beer!

Brings us back to Down, Down, Down a Beer


So there we were! Holy hell fire shit tell us about it mother fucker! Like I said there we were standing in the raid in the backyard of Just Ace childhood home.  The pack was ready for Virgin shiggy, not 1 not 2 but 3 beerchecks, a danger can, Kool Aid of the Day (KOD) and of course a sandwich check.  Also a scavenger hunt for colored paperclips at YBFs

Hares away as Split Doggy Dog led the pack in the chicken song.  Pack away we find trail and head out going about 1 block we come to a check we search and find trail Motor Boating Hoes find the YBF and clips, Stinkin find BN and heads into the virgin shiggy to find the beer. After we head right and go about 2 more blocks and go into the woods to find a butt check and KOD.     As we head out to trial we go 100 yards and stinkin finds a danger can he shares with the pack.

As we go back on trail Anal Rose and Stinkin find 2 razor scooter in the woods and ride off to the non sunset.  The pack follows to a sandwich and beer check were we continue to enjoy a snack and beverage. Stinkin heads out to find a YBF and paperclips and a Back Beer check.  

We head back to the house for circle and the naming of Just Ace.  After the pack comes up with some great names he will forever be know as Gandolf My Weed!

Anal Rose leads the pack in circle with down downs and songs.  It’s Still Stained is still our Hash Shit the keeper of Henry.  Anal leads the pack in Swing Low.  May the pack go in peace!  May the pack get a peice!  

Next trail Feb 4th Hares Curious Butthole, Dirty Manchez, and Split Doggy Dog

On On 

Stinkin Pussy