H.A.N.K. XXIX (29) June 9 2019 Sexy Urban Explorer Hash

Celebrate 6.9 with style!

June 9th 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location:

47.756081,-122.531082

Hares – It’s Still Stained & Father Lube

Find a happy medium between this couple

And this couple

What to bring:

  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • 5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Sand wedge
  • Your hot siblings
  • New shoes
  • Water based lube
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Coyote Food
  • Cougar repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plugs/toys will be supplied on trail

H.A.N.K. XXVIII (28) May 26 2019 Shitardaded BDAY HASH

Shiggy for Shitardaded Bday

May 26 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location TBA

Hares – Fucking Shittarded & Curious Butthole

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
**Shiggy gear**
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Mushroom identification guide
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

H.A.N.K. XXVII (27) APRIL 14 2019

Where Poulsbo Fish Park

Time 12pm

Hares away 1230

Who: Attack That Dick Like It Owes Me Money (Cockitor)

What: A wine and cheese tour

What to bring:
Fancy wine glass
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Hobo repellent
Vessel

ID needed on trail
Please leave pups at home

1st Anal H.A.N.K.MAS

Hares / Host Just Danica & Just Alex

When: Saturday, December 22nd starting at 7p

Where: Virginia Ave NE, Kingston WA 98346

Detrails: Cum one, cum all to the first anal H.A.N.K.mas! Wear your best ugly Christmas sweater, and bring a white elephant gift($20 price cap). There will also be a ballot box to vote for Best Trail of the Year and other categories. Canned food donation gets you in the door. Keg and snacks will be provided, but BYOLiquor and mixers.

H.A.N.K. XXII Dec 9th

A half-assed boozy romp through the woods

Hares

Father Lube & Just Sandy

Date Dec 9th

Time 12pm Hares away 1230

Where

North kitsap Heritage Park24616 Miller Bay RoadKingston Wa

What to bring:
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
Cake(it’s Father’s barfday)
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Spankings for Father Lube
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

H.A.N.K. XX

Start at Fish Park Poulsbo

12pm

Hares away at 12:30ish

Who: Stinkin’ Pussy

What: A true half assed trail cum in costume

What to bring
FRANZY AND HENRY!
Id & cash for trail
Cake
6$ hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Spankings for Stinkin’
Compass
Bug Spray
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent

Rain gear