H.A.N.K. #49 Shiggy for Shittartded’s Barfday

Date – May 8th 2022

Time – 12pm Hares away 1230ish

Hares – Team Curious Dildo

Location- 47.801582, -122.660097

Cross streets of Pioneer Way NE & NW Lofall Road Poulsbo WA

When: 12:00p

Hares Away 12:30ish

Who: Team Curious Dildo Fucking

What: Shiggy for Shittarded’s Birthday!

Trail is A-B!
Tough IS NOT dog friendly
Easy is Walker and Dog Friendly

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
Dampy!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
Shiggy gear
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

H.A.N.K. XXXVIII Resurrection Return of Wine & Cheese Trail

June 5 2021

Location Rabb Park Poulsbo

Time 12pm hares away 1230

Hares Stinkin Pussy & Fucking Shittarted

WHAT TO EXPECT BESIDES THE NORMAL Half Assed Shit Show

A Well scouted 3 wine and cheese check trail.

What to bring. VIRGINS, Fancy wine glasses, unfancy vessels, Henry, Franzie Man, $ for closeout special on H.A.N.K. Merch, a good attitude VIRGINS Split Dog

H.A.N.K. XXXVII Surrender Your Booty

2020-02-02T12:00:00

  days

  hours  minutes  seconds

until

HANK 37

When: 12:00p
Hares away at 12:30

Where: Poulsbo Fish Park

47.7449953, -122.6510279



Who: Cache 4 Gold, Tale of 2 Titties, and Just Jennifer

What: Surrender Your Booty Trail

What to bring:
Backsliders
Henry and Harvey
Land ho’s
Boat ho’s
Bung holes
5$+1$($6) hash cash
Virgins (who r*n free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New Shoes
***Shiggy gear*** (level 1/5. – rated arrrgh!)
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare Snares
But-Plug

H.A.N.K. XXXVI.LXIV Gandolf Hares again

When: 12:00p Sunday January 19th
Hares away at 12:30ish 
Where: 47.705421, -122.686780
  • Do I need to day more?
  • VIrgins
  • REALLY low expectations
  • Happy birthday wishes
  • Weed
  • fungus
  • hash cash
  • $1 and a $5
  • Balloons (Biodegradable)
  • Condoms (Biodegradable)
  • Virgins
  • A Chair
  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Compass
  • Your hot brother
  • New shoes
  • Vessel
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Dry bag
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Bear Spray
  • Cougarican repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plug (Lube will be supplied)

H.A.N.K. XXXII 3rd Anal Mexican Independence Day Hash

When: 12:00p Sunday September 15th
Hares away at 12:30ish 
Where: 6769 NE Fir St. Suquamish WA 98392
Aka Casa De Lube Stained
Who: It’s Still Stained & Father Lube Gandalf My Weed
What: Its the 3rd Anal Mexican Independence Day
 
* carpooling is encouraged
* not dog friendly
What to bring:
  • A Chair
  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • 5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Compass
  • Your hot brother
  • New shoes
  • Vessel
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Dry bag
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Bear Spray
  • Cougar repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plug (Lube will be supplied

H.A.N.K. XXIX (29) June 9 2019 Sexy Urban Explorer Hash

Celebrate 6.9 with style!

June 9th 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location:

47.756081,-122.531082

Hares – It’s Still Stained & Father Lube

Find a happy medium between this couple

And this couple

What to bring:

  • Backsliders
  • HENRY!
  • 5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
  • Virgins (who run for free)
  • Sand wedge
  • Your hot siblings
  • New shoes
  • Water based lube
  • **Shiggy gear**
  • Your sexy sister
  • Mushroom identification guide
  • Coyote Food
  • Cougar repellent
  • Hare snares
  • Butt-plugs/toys will be supplied on trail

H.A.N.K. XXVIII (28) May 26 2019 Shitardaded BDAY HASH

Shiggy for Shitardaded Bday

May 26 2019

12pm Hares away 1230

Location TBA

Hares – Fucking Shittarded & Curious Butthole

What to bring:
Jameson for Shittarded
Backsliders
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Vessel
**Shiggy gear**
Dry bag
Your sexy sister
Mushroom identification guide
Bear Spray
Cougar repellent
Hare snares
Butt-plug

H.A.N.K. XXVII (27) APRIL 14 2019

Where Poulsbo Fish Park

Time 12pm

Hares away 1230

Who: Attack That Dick Like It Owes Me Money (Cockitor)

What: A wine and cheese tour

What to bring:
Fancy wine glass
The Franzi Man
HENRY!
5$ + $1 ($6) hash cash
Virgins (who run for free)
Compass
Your hot brother
New shoes
Hobo repellent
Vessel

ID needed on trail
Please leave pups at home

1st Anal H.A.N.K.MAS

Hares / Host Just Danica & Just Alex

When: Saturday, December 22nd starting at 7p

Where: Virginia Ave NE, Kingston WA 98346

Detrails: Cum one, cum all to the first anal H.A.N.K.mas! Wear your best ugly Christmas sweater, and bring a white elephant gift($20 price cap). There will also be a ballot box to vote for Best Trail of the Year and other categories. Canned food donation gets you in the door. Keg and snacks will be provided, but BYOLiquor and mixers.